Name: Zack & Miri Make a Porno (2008)
Imdb page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1007028/
Rotten Tomatoes page: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1190296-zack_and_miri_make_a_porno/
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OssgMY_mkMc
mFacts:
01. Never get a Black guy to work on Black Friday.
02. Never put a heat warmer on your crotch .
03. Every movie can have a dirty title.
04. Anal penetration works great for constipation. A little too well in fact.
05. Something that was recorded of you can hit the internet in 4 hours.
06. Cuntnugget is a word.
07. Routh & Long make very believeable Gay lovers.
08. Women, don’t wear granny panties, you’ll wind up on youtube.
09. The electrical and water companies don’t care it’s thanksgiving, they’ll still shut off their services if you don’t pay up.
10. If you’re in need of some cash you can become a human paintball target.
11. If you ever need to backlight your junk, a refrigerator light works damn well.
12. If a hot chick with large boobs who does anal wants to have sex with you – don’t spend the entire night talking.
13. If you are going to pull out, give the camerman some warning.
14. Tom Savini is full of shit.
15. Helping another man masturbate is not gay if you don’t touch his penis.
16. After your bills are paid play DMX “Party Up”.
17. Filming away Basketball games might get you laid by cheerleader.
18. You don’t have to dress nice to your high school class reunion. A plaid overshirt will do.
19. You should always apologize after a hand job in the bathroom at your class reunion.
20. If you don’t order in 3 sec or less at the Bean, you get a cappuccino.
21. You should always shave off your beard before sex scenes, so not give a whisker burn.
22. Every man wants to have a flat screen in his bathroom so he can watch t.v. while he’s poop’n.
23. Paris Hilton might be Legally Retarded .
24. You might have to explain to youre genitals that some times its ‘just sex’ .
25. Justin Long can steal a scene, or two, or three..
26. Jason Mewes can play someone besides Jay.
27. Seth Rogen can get with any girl, no questions asked.
