Name: Wanted (2008)
Imdb page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493464/
Rotten Tomatoes page: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/wanted/
Trailer: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ftozVc3lI
mFacts:
01. Morgan Freeman can be a real asshole.
02. Sometimes ATM machines like to tease you.
03. Angelina is still hot, even when she’s trying to kill you.
04. You can curve bullets better if somebody is standing in front of you.
05. You’re the man if you pay for somebody’s stuff at a convenience store.
06. The Pina Colada Song is cool, but only after you’ve been in an exhilirating car chase.
07. Wesley Gibson says sorry too much…way too much actually.
08. If you wat to buy a fast car, don’t was te your money on an expensive viper. Just buy a van/truckthing with no doors on it.
09. All mafia guys being driven around in limos only listen to italian opera.
10. Every window in Chicago is right next to the EL.
11. Humans may be intelligent and capable of reason, but only textile machines tell you the first, middle, and last name of a criminal.
12. It’s a trivial task to put cheap wristwatches rigged with C4 on several thousand wild rats you’ve just fed a concoction of peanut butter and liquid explosive, and then get them all to pile in to a garbage truck. Should take a couple of hours, at most.
13. It is okay to kill an entire train full of innocents as long as you’re taking control of your destiny.
14. You’re the man if you become a mass murderer and hit people with keyboards.
15. At work, supervisors and friends are all jerks.
16. When surrounding a threat, assassins will conveniently line up in a perfect circle.
17. The leaders of a fraternity of assassins will stand in a circle with their weapons trained on a rogue member who just blew up their compound and killed half their lower members, and listen to what he has to say, rather than shooting him immediately.
18. Although when James McAvoy is shot the bullet will stop in his arm, Fox’s bullet with go through every person in the room, including herself.
19. Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
20. A crappy Lada can keep up with a speeding train.
21. You can jump out of the window of one skyscraper through the window of another skyscraper in a city of 3 million and nobody will notice.
22. You can have a shootout with another car for 10 minutes in downtown Chicago and attract the attention of at most one patrol car, but only after you ram it from behind.
23. If you are having a severe anxiety attack, have no fear, for your anxiety medications take only 0.5 seconds to work.
24. Hitting bullets in midair is much easier than hitting the person doing the shooting.
25. Being tied to a chair and getting your face beaten to a pulp is the easiest way to train to be an assassin… But only until the chair cracks and you can pulverize it across the puncher’s back. Then you’ve made it to the big league.
26. Guns tend to fall into your hands if you run out of bullets.
27. If you run through a window, best break it with your face.
28. If you’re standing on an X, you’re in trouble.
29. There’s a loom somewhere in Chicago, and it’s been there for a thousand years, back when people wore hoods and robes.
30. If your heart pumps really fast, you can see things in slow motion.
31. If you’re stalking your son at his apartment, the best way to convince him of being on the same side is to shoot at him a couple of times.
32. There are surprisingly many weaver/assassins out there…in Chicago.
33. If you’re surrounded by explosive rats, the best way to survive the massive explosion is by throwing one rat really far.
34. Chicks dig melon-flavoured condoms.
35. If you’re a brilliant marksman, why not do the shooting from the comfort of your own living room?
36. It sucks being The Repairman. Even with super-healing milky crust liquid, you have to punch people so much your knuckles bleed constantly.
37. “Wesley Gibson” is a unique string of letters, as far as Google is concerned.
38. If you’re going to shoot your nemesis, make an effort to hit your ex-best-friend’s energy drink, your ex-boss’s donut hole and a few window panes along the way with the same bullet. Keeps things interesting.
39. You can live entire life without knowledge that your neighbour is your father.
40. It takes only six weeks to become the best assassin in the world.
41. If your heart beat so fast, this mean you’re super strong and not having a heart attack.
42. If you discover an extra of $3.6 million has been injected into your bank account, you should do something about it before the money’s gone.
43. If you hit your office buddy with a keyboard hard enough, the following keys will fall off and be sent flying in the following order: F, U, C, K, Y, O, U.
44. Shattered pieces of glass covering your body can make you look awesome as hell.
45. Who needs ramps when you have a friend driving a Corvette toward you?
46. Angelina Jolie has a body double with nice ass.
47. You are the intelligent guy if u made a 360º shot and shoot yourself.
48. When a train isnt stop falling between mountais, dont be scared, a river will show from nothing.
49. It possible to land a Viper on bus sideways and continue moving foward.
50. Milky waxy ice water cures everything.
