Name: The Terminator (1984)
Imdb page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088247/
Rotten Tomatoes page: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/terminator/
Trailer: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=TPG-tKLAJuE
mFacts:
01. If u see a guy walking around naked, assume that its wash day tommorow and theres nothing clean.
02. Kyle reese didnt build the fing time machine
03. Lt. Traxler likes coffee thats 2 hrs cold and has a cigareete butt in it.
04. Calling someone a “loon” is technical terminalogy.
05. The terminator smells like a dead cat.
06. Police stations have very comfy couches.
07. Motel rooms need kitchens to build homemade plastique.
08. The gunstore owner may close early today.
09. If u have a porshe, its ok to blow off ur girlfriend.
10. The terminator has “a serious attitude problem”.
11. The Tech Noir nightclub is on Pico Boulevard.
12. Don’t trust a detective when he says “Stay here”.
13. Taking photos of random women and charging them $5 will prevent your father from beating you.
14. It’s always a “nice night for a walk”.. Especially if you like walking the streets naked.
15. When Arnold Schwarzenegger walks into a club, everything turns to slow motion.
16. Nike is the official sponsor of the human resistance .
17. Mexican gas station owners and single pregnant women can predict the weather.
18. Kneeing a police officer in the groin will knock him unconscious.
19. Skynet programmes its Terminators with cool catchphrases.
20. If you light a fire inside an old TV set, the case won’t burn.
21. Rats are a handy snack in 2029.
22. When shooting a gun at a guy who has wasted your buddies, shouting “HEY” to warn him is NOT a good idea.
23. Plasma rifles do not come in the 40 watt range in 1984.
24. Punching at someone sleeping will almost always garantee your hand going through the pillow .
25. 12 guage shotguns have unlimited rounds in the chamber.
26. If a police station is being attacked, no other cops that out on patrol will return to police station.
27. I you have a suspect that was involved in a club shootout that killed many people he should be kept under guard by 1 unarmed man .
28. Somehow the terminator can pay rent.
29. Skynet can go to a police crime scene, cover up evidence that a robot was responsible for over 30 police officers deaths witout anyone knowing.
30. You can roughly stuff home-made explosive devices into duffle bags without getting seriously injured.
31. There is someone out there for everyone — you just might want to be on the lookout for smitten time-travel soldiers who want to protect you.
32. It is possible to turn one’s Walkman volume up loud enough to drown out the sounds of someone being murdered.
33. Stealing a bum’s pants is a serious offense in LA.
34. Crushing the bouncer’s hand to a pulp is a guaranteed way of not paying the cover charge.
35. An AMC Pacer can outrun a Kawasaki motorcycle, but a Dodge Ramcharger cannot.
36. Shorting the fusebox in a police station will start fires at random throughout the building.
37. The 12 gauge auto-loader is Italian and can go pump or automatic.
38. When you are recording a robot skeleton of a terminator walking, your camera will be filming with lesser frames per second.
39. Pugsly the lizard loves Sarah Connor even if nobody else does.
40. The Terminator is smart enough to get Sarah Connor’s address from the phone book, but not savvy enough to make sure it shoots the right one.
41. None of the cops in the police station assault noticed that the Terminator was bullet-proof.
42. Although L.A is under the control of the Machines in 2029, Americans are too dumb to move out and live somewhere else.
43. Skynet is too dumb to drop biological weapons instead of fighting humans hand to hand.
44. When a human body decays after a nuclear war only the skull is left and the rest of the skeleton disappears.
45. Its possible to completely destroy a 20 foot tall robot tank weighing several tons by throwing a small grenade at it.
46. Always stop someone if they try and load a gun in your gun shop.
47. There aren’t more than 5 or so Sarah Connor’s in L.A.
48. T-800’s have very poor depth perception and will not notice that they are driving into a brick wall until the last second.
49. The last home made bomb Kyle and Sarah made was the only one with any real explosive power.
50. If you are calling you’r girlfriends house, theres no need to make sure shes on the phone, just start ur sex talk and hope its her.
51. Terminators can make their shotguns sound like assault rifles.
52. Impregnating Sarah Connor will not help your Hollywood career. Trying to kill her will.
