Name: Superhero Movie (2008)
Imdb page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0426592/
Rotten Tomatoes page: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10004559-superhero/
Trailer: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=VlRuC-eVmu4
mFacts:
01. It isnt easier than it looks to catch a nail from a nail gun.
02. Cats can run up walls.
03. You only start flying right before your about to become a pancake.
04. You shouldnt look away after you dodged 1 punch.
05. Don’t trust computer surverys.
06. Sara Paxton is a babe.
07. Stephen Hawking hate himself.
08. Leslie Nielsen is still funny.
09. Tom Cruise cant fly. But he can eat planets!
10. When you create a costume make sure you put a mouth hole in it.
11. When you get bitten by a bug you can climb up anything.
12. You can’t buy a decent car for 300$.
13. Being part of someone’s fav. 5 on their phone IS a big deal.
14. Some people cant walk throgh walls.
15. You can take snaps of girls panties by using your super power.
16. Experiment always make main characters into Superhuman.
17. Funeral ceremonies can be enjoyable.
18. There is Institute for Superheroes.
19. Nerd always become super heroes and got a pretty girl.
20. Professor Xavier’s “manhood” still works even though he’s crippled.
21. Barry Bonds is a mutant
22. Dragonfly is the unluckiest hero ever.
23. Stephen Hawking listens to Celine Dion.
24. During puberty boys will bleed from their vaginas.
25. Never comment on a woman’s weight, esp. if you know that she can zap your ass with lightning.
26. Even the loud homeless guy can get a loan from a bank.
27. When trying to get a piece of glass out of your eye, using another piece of glass is a stupid idea.
28. The white guy with the dreads knows what Dr. Hawking is talking about.
29. When hiding from your arch-foe, you become incredibly flexible.
30. Parodies can still be funny.
31. Drive threw a playground for the shortcut.
32. Never Use H2o1.
33. Never beat up a robber.
34. Never open ur mouth will u give ur son a ring.
35. FARTING JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS USED CONTINUOUSLY.
36. When on a ceiling, you can pee in ways you could never imagine.
36. Always watch where you’re going in slo-mo.
37. Hamburgers can see the future.
39. Stephen Hawking likes to say shit.
40. People can have bombs blow on their crotch and not die.
41. Shave your pubes, no girl wants to go down on a tumbleweed.
