Name: Street Fighter (1994)
Imdb page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111301/
Rotten Tomatoes page: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1058516-street_fighter/
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKVNAlO4uuo
mFacts:
01. A move titled Street Fighter has nothing to do with street fighting.
02. M. Bison only knows how to break people’s necks.
03. The ceilings of underground arenas are electric.
04. Bison troopers wear red and white gi uniforms only when Ryu and Ken are introduced to them. The rest of the time, they take them off and wear soldier uniforms.
05. A French accent is all American.
06. If a bomb is coming towards you, change the channel to get rid of it.
07. Spitting will cause you to dehydrate.
08. When two guys start wrestling on top of a model, they will make Godzilla and King kong noises when Japanese people watch them on camera.
09. The best way to assasinate a colonel is to run across the opposing side of the room and scream your head off while doing it.
10. If a dancer looks at you for a second, she wants you to follow her.
11. Baby blue makes excellent amphibious camo gear.
12. Professionals negotiate by paying a madman 20 billion dollars.
13. If you get electrotcuted to death, your boots will light up and you can fly.
14. If you holds your hands like a hadoken in a thrust motion, a flash of light will come out.
15. When you fight, it is important once in a while to say your “move” as you do it.
16. Soldiers that come across the world to fight don’t know how to.
17. Too much TV and some green and orange Kool-aid will make you look funny.
18. Bison makes tear dropping beautiful speeches about peace.
19. When you tell your soldiers to kill the hostages, they will aim at the giant closing doors.
20. You can help people by shooting them.
21. When someone dies and they falls onto a bell, they will scream.
22. As a barricade, guns work just as well as fists and kicks.
23. Some colonels are convinced momentarily that 1 knife can scare off 20+ soldiers.
24. A wild beast is a skinny green man with an orange wig and a nose job.
25. The Van Damme kick is an instant kill every time.
26. Security guards will not notice suspicious behavior right in front of them for a few hours.
27. Japan has levitating trains from Tokyo to Osaka.
28. Soldiers find war documentaries scary and disturbing.
29. When someone winds up their hand for a punch, you will hear a whiring sound too.
30. Always do a super punch to a guy with their helmet on and then interrgate them.
31. Punching a passcode will make it open.
32. Before you finish your sentence, throw down whatever is in your hand for dramatic effect.
33. When you jump off a floating platform, make sure you pose and scream like a special move for nore apparent reason.
34. Bison troopers feel pain through their helmets.
35. Stealth boats are equipped with tape players in case you get bored during war.
36. Bison is broke, which is why he needs 20 billion in his swiss bank account.
37. Bison troopers get easily spooked by indigenious elephants they see every day.
38. Telecoms don’t work well with security cameras.
39. Bad guys always use Ak47s.
40. Ryu, despite the true warrior, is a real whimp.
41. A good strike force is a few amphibious blue soldiers on inflatable rafts.
42. If you lose your claws, you instantly start losing.
43. If you kick a speed bag hard enough, it will explode.
44. Despite being green hairy monsters, friends can still instantly recognize them, even in the dark.
45. The clocks in underground arenas move slower or faster, depending on when a raid is about to happen.
46. Indian men underground long enough lose their hair and clothes VERY quickly.
47. Small hole in floors are made of rubber for falling fat guys.
48. Colonels can helicopter kick men 100 feet into a tv screen.
49. Bison’s ass is six months overdue and belongs to Guile.
50. If Benny “The Jet” Urquidez is in your gang, never use him to his full potential.
51. Sawada insists that you pronounce the title “COLLO-NEL”- it’s phonetics man.
52. Dee Jay should have stayed at Microsoft.
53. Ideals like peace, freedom and justice get packed up – like luggage.
54. The AN is such a rip off of the UN.
55. Chun Li tricks you into thinking she doesn’t know Martial Arts – then she kicks you in the face.
56. Bison only laughs maniacally and chortles once but screams three times.
57. It’s important to wear large metal shoulder pads when your an evil dictator.
58. Always name every plot point of your evil plan a variation of your last name. example: Bisonopolis and the Bison Dollar
59. If your an ex boxer you should always carry your boxing gloves just incase you get caught by an evil madman.
60. If your talking to your troops about your attack plan stand in front of the large screen you are talking about.
61. The best time to have an argument with your friend about his morals is in the middle of a fire fight.
62. Always label everything with Guile’s entire name so he knows which boat is his and what building to go in to.
63. While in the room of the evil madman be sure to tell him your entire life story.
64. Scream or yell when fighting and doing a move it makes everyone around you know how you feel.
65. The right time to take a smoke break is when you’re supposed to be watching for intruders.
66. When sneaking around an enemy base trying to be silent its best to talk to the people your with about headbands and their heritage.
67. An American flag tattoo will hide the fact that you aren’t really American
68. If you’re an evil madman always have your eyes really wide and never blink.
69. All the best morgues have skeleton replicas in them.
70. If you are female, and are captured by a mad dictator, he will give you a tight, skimpy red dress to wear, complete with matching stockings.
71. If you are watching TV, and you see a truck full of explosives heading toward your base, quickly change the channel.
72. Showing stock footage of Martin Luther King can preserve some of the sanity in a man who is being slowly turned into a Frankenstein wanna-be. Bison hates stock footage of Martin Luther King and will smash any screen showing it.
73. When your enemy’s base is destroyed, it is very important to do a victory pose with your comrades.
74. Scientists lose their intelligence when they can’t breath.
75. Guile needs a vacation.
