Name: Alone in the Dark (2005)
Imdb page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369226/
Rotten Tomatoes page: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alone_in_the_dark/
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBUeEB2heak
mFacts:
01. “Just because you can’t see something, doesn’t mean it can’t kill you.”
02. “Fear is what protects you from the things you don’t believe in.”
03. Edward Carnby is here to protect us from the things we don’t believe.
04. Bald, overweight security guards named Rob are surprisingly in the know.
05. “There’s no malfunction… These are accurate readings.”
06. “It’s all in the details, right?”
07. Wandering around museums aimlessly is the best way to find out what’s wrong with the electricity.
08. 713 has it under control.
09. All it takes to get the drop on Edward Carnby is a key to his apartment.
10. Highly trained government agents with assault rifles and other state of the art weapons are no match for unarmed orphans.
11. Marco thinks he found something.
12. Passages to secret underground laboratories and giant Xenom caves can appear from nowhere in front of orphanages.
13. “This isn’t happening. It doesn’t make any sense.”
14. When you want to close a portal to another world, build a door. (Have they never heard of WALLS?!?)
15. Check and make sure the movie you’re going to see is not directed by Uwe Boll BEFORE you buy the tickets.
